Land of the Free

America. Land of the free. Land of traffic lights and shopping malls. Land of I am free to do whatever I want. What do I want? I want a good job. I want a beautiful wife. I want a house. I want children. I want to travel. I want to go golfing on the weekends. I want an early retirement. I want a boat. I want a yacht. I want a new car. I want a new job. I want a new wife. I want to be happy.